He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
bless this man
Judy Guth doesn’t care if you have great references, pay your rent on time, or are as quiet as a mouse.
Without a dog or cat, you’re not getting one of her cherished apartments that come with new carpeting — in lieu of a security deposit — for an extra $100 a month.
The laugh I just did probably was my evilest laugh yet.
who the fuck blends a whole mango